Broccoli Man™ Interviews!
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SEX-STARVED DJS IN FORT WAYNE, INDIANA
[From the phone] · [From the radio] · [DJ impersonates Broccoli Man™]
There are some DJs out there who are obsessed with sex, and Dick and "Van Boy" are no exceptions. What Broccoli Man does with his stalk is his own business! These guys also get off on tormenting their guests. Above are two recordings of the interview - one on the phone and one on the air. The interview was pre-recorded (though they pretended it was live) and was rescheduled when John Tesh called in, thus the John Tesh reference that was deleted from the aired version. These guys don't eat broccoli and thus are future San Quentin residents for sure. Everyone knows that refusing to eat broccoli leads to criminal behavior.
RADIO INTERVIEW IN MONTEREY, CA
[Recorded Live - 3.3 meg MP3]
Recorded live on May 16, 2002 on KBTU 101.7 FM. How do you spell Broccoli? Who is Broccoli Man's arch enemy? DJ Dr. Maimes wanted to know.
RADIO INTERVIEW IN NEW ZEALAND!!!
[Recorded Live - 1.3 meg MP3]
Recorded live on May 14, 2002 on 92.2XS FM in New Zealand! Mike & Stu didn't know what they were getting themselves into. Find out what to do if your kid won't eat broccoli. No Jell-O in New Zealand???
YET ANOTHER BROCCOLI MAN™ RADIO INTERVIEW!
[Recorded Live - 3.1 meg MP3]
Recorded live on November 28, 2001 on KTYD 99.9 in Santa Barbara, CA. Hear Broccoli Man™ fail the broccoli quiz!
ANOTHER BROCCOLI MAN™ RADIO INTERVIEW!
[Recorded Live - 3.5 meg MP3]
Recorded live on November 19, 2001 on WGRF 97 Rock (96.9) in Buffalo, NY.
BROCCOLI MAN™ RADIO INTERVIEW!
[Ad - 295k MP3] · [Part 1 - 3.8 meg MP3] · [Part 2 - 4.3 meg MP3]
Broccoli Man™ was interviewed live on 94.7 KNRK Portland on the Gustav and Daria Show on November 7 at 6:30am! Most vegetables sleep in, so I have conveniently recorded the show for you.
WARNING: The Broccoli General has determined that smoking broccoli is hazardous to your health.
CINDY BRADY INTERVIEWS BROCCOLI MAN™!
|"I love broccoli. Some of my best friends are vegetables."
|- Susan Olsen|
Click here to hear an excerpt from the broadcast (1.7 meg mp3).
Susan Olsen, aka Cindy Brady from The Brady Bunch, interviewed Broccoli Man™ live on her Internet radio show on the now defuct comedyworld.com on June 22, 2000. Note that due to fear of a massive panic similar to the one caused by the War of the Worlds broadcast, Broccoli Man™ pretended to be a human in a Broccoli Costume for this broadcast. Of course we now know that Broccoli Man™ is a Human/broccoli hybrid created by a horrible lab accident.
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